Computers For Seniors EP

by Dead Trend

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credits

released April 1, 2018

Dead Trend is Gil Falcone (throat), Mike Roft (gtr), Marty Harratt (bass), John Alcidez (drums).

Recorded by Thom Cote in the Piano Room of the Sweatshop, Brooklyn NY on 4/29/2017. Thx, pal.

Additional recording by Brain Duv in Richmond, VA.

Cover art by Candice Tobin @smutpunx.com.

Backing vox by the Dead Trend Youth Auxillary Choir.

“Age of Consent”originally by you-know-who.

Ups to Bec, Jon Solomon, The Stoves, Razorcake homies, Rich Ladew, Ben Stein and you.

Bring us hot food when we play your town.

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Dead Trend is a hardcore punk band. They have been angry at the president since the Reagan administration.

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Track Name: Alternative Fax Machine
Hey Kellyanne -- do you even believe you?
Hey Kellyanne -- are you familiar with the truth?
Hey Kellyanne -- are greenscreens red, white and blue?
Hey, Kellyanne -- your green schemes satisfy you.

Alternative facts machine

(Gil goes off)
Track Name: Fake Brews
Chill my near beer fears
Free foam ideas,
Get my news on draft
Drink to Dead Trend!

Pass me a can
Put it in my hand
Its all filled with lies
Drink to Dead Trend!

Fake Brews killing my buzz
You are fake brews!

Take us away
Lie to our face
Violate our rights
But don't take our brews

Chill my near beer fears
Free foam ideas,
Get my news on draft
Drink to Dead Trend!

Fake Brews killing my buzz
You are fake brews!
Track Name: Live Free or Pee
Woke up late, quarter to 8, feeling kinda shitty
ran outside, just in time, to catch a T into the city
@south station, had a reservation, along with 5050
got on the bus only just, turns out there's no WC

LIVE FREE OR PEE, HEY
REBEL OR RELIEVE? DO I
LIVE FREE OR PEE


All aboard, headed north, last night's beers within me
up 95, still alive, but honestly just barely
is fraud worth it? Does Hilary deserve it?
Does she care my dad was fired from the factory?
just outta Peabody and gonna pee on some body cuz Trump livin ain't free

CHORUS

Running through the trees, dick waving in the breeze, fraud bus leaves without me
I turn to run after, but bus runs faster, minus one vote for Hilary
I start to walk home, piss stains on my unicorm, feeling kinda guilty
my rebellions done, bus ride was fun, but our fraud will win without me

CHORUS
Track Name: Putin's Power Play
Putin's power play began when he took Bob Kraft's ring
He thought "If I can steal the Super Bowl,
then I can steal anything"

To clear his mind he peeled off his shirt
and mounted his trusty steed
A meditative gallop yielded
Everything he'd need

Putin's power play
What would Gorby say?
Riot your pussy

First he took a restful nap
then he took Crimea
International refugee crisis
as they all began to flee, yeah

(chorus)

Then he stole the U.S. election
With hackers and taped golden showers
everything that is now his
once used to be ours

(chorus)
Track Name: (Dead Trend Is) Serious About Fun
I've got news for you
YOUR SHIT AIN'T SERIOUS

The signs on your bathroom
That shit ain't serious
Everybody's gotta take a piss
The gay kid in your son's classroom
That shit ain't serious
Jesus Christ he's just a fucking kid
The school choice Betsy's giving you
That shit ain't serious
Taxes shouldn't turn you Christian
Your worry America's left you
That shit might be serious
'Cuz guess what: Yes we fucking did!

There's so much bullshit you spew everyday
While our 2020 party's already begun
DEAD TREND'S ONLY SERIOUS ABOUT
ONLY SERIOUS ABOUT, ONLY SERIOUS ABOUT
FUN

The rain clouds parting for your speech
That shit ain't serious
Camera's gotta different view
Coal jobs you say you're gonna keep
That shit ain't serious
Energy's gotta renew
Building a wall that's 55 feet
That shit ain't serious
You were an immigrant too
Millions of women marched the street
That shit is serious
Cuz Day 1 they said, FUCK YOU

There's so much bullshit you spew everyday
While our 2020 party's already begun
DEAD TREND'S ONLY SERIOUS ABOUT
ONLY SERIOUS ABOUT, ONLY SERIOUS ABOUT
FUN

Transgender bathrooms
THAT SHIT AINT SERIOUS
Charter schools
THAT SHIT AINT SERIOUS
LGBTQ Threat
THAT SHIT AINT SERIOUS
The fucking rain
THAT SHIT AINT SERIOUS
Media conspiracies
THAT SHIT AINT SERIOUS
Coal mines
I'm sorry, but THAT SHIT AINT SERIOUS
The Wall
NOT EVEN IN THE FLESH STILL HOLDS UP
Your gilded Hollywood nonsense
FUCK YOU

There's so much bullshit you spew everyday
While our 2020 party's already begun
DEAD TREND'S ONLY SERIOUS ABOUT
ONLY SERIOUS ABOUT, ONLY SERIOUS ABOUT
FUN
Track Name: Whole Foods Apocalypse
Hit you with their cart
Getting GMO-free kale
Treating human beings like shit
while they try to save the whales

"I'd like a cup of cold brew coffee
do you shade grow all your beans?"
Make your own almond butter
Is your liberal guilt appeased?

(quinoa!)

C: Whole Foods apocalypse
gluten-free at any cost
think of all the things you've lost
pay the price, ignore the cost

Canvas bags into your Lexus
Reduce me to a PLU
Four kids in your artisinal stroller
your green thumb is up my bum

(chorus)

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