Hey Kellyanne -- do you even believe you? Hey Kellyanne -- are you familiar with the truth? Hey Kellyanne -- are greenscreens red, white and blue? Hey, Kellyanne -- your green schemes satisfy you. Alternative facts machine (Gil goes off)

Chill my near beer fears Free foam ideas, Get my news on draft Drink to Dead Trend! Pass me a can Put it in my hand Its all filled with lies Drink to Dead Trend! Fake Brews killing my buzz You are fake brews! Take us away Lie to our face Violate our rights But don't take our brews Chill my near beer fears Free foam ideas, Get my news on draft Drink to Dead Trend! Fake Brews killing my buzz You are fake brews!

Woke up late, quarter to 8, feeling kinda shitty ran outside, just in time, to catch a T into the city @south station, had a reservation, along with 5050 got on the bus only just, turns out there's no WC LIVE FREE OR PEE, HEY REBEL OR RELIEVE? DO I LIVE FREE OR PEE All aboard, headed north, last night's beers within me up 95, still alive, but honestly just barely is fraud worth it? Does Hilary deserve it? Does she care my dad was fired from the factory? just outta Peabody and gonna pee on some body cuz Trump livin ain't free CHORUS Running through the trees, dick waving in the breeze, fraud bus leaves without me I turn to run after, but bus runs faster, minus one vote for Hilary I start to walk home, piss stains on my unicorm, feeling kinda guilty my rebellions done, bus ride was fun, but our fraud will win without me CHORUS

Putin's power play began when he took Bob Kraft's ring He thought "If I can steal the Super Bowl, then I can steal anything" To clear his mind he peeled off his shirt and mounted his trusty steed A meditative gallop yielded Everything he'd need Putin's power play What would Gorby say? Riot your pussy First he took a restful nap then he took Crimea International refugee crisis as they all began to flee, yeah (chorus) Then he stole the U.S. election With hackers and taped golden showers everything that is now his once used to be ours (chorus)

I've got news for you YOUR SHIT AIN'T SERIOUS The signs on your bathroom That shit ain't serious Everybody's gotta take a piss The gay kid in your son's classroom That shit ain't serious Jesus Christ he's just a fucking kid The school choice Betsy's giving you That shit ain't serious Taxes shouldn't turn you Christian Your worry America's left you That shit might be serious 'Cuz guess what: Yes we fucking did! There's so much bullshit you spew everyday While our 2020 party's already begun DEAD TREND'S ONLY SERIOUS ABOUT ONLY SERIOUS ABOUT, ONLY SERIOUS ABOUT FUN The rain clouds parting for your speech That shit ain't serious Camera's gotta different view Coal jobs you say you're gonna keep That shit ain't serious Energy's gotta renew Building a wall that's 55 feet That shit ain't serious You were an immigrant too Millions of women marched the street That shit is serious Cuz Day 1 they said, FUCK YOU There's so much bullshit you spew everyday While our 2020 party's already begun DEAD TREND'S ONLY SERIOUS ABOUT ONLY SERIOUS ABOUT, ONLY SERIOUS ABOUT FUN Transgender bathrooms THAT SHIT AINT SERIOUS Charter schools THAT SHIT AINT SERIOUS LGBTQ Threat THAT SHIT AINT SERIOUS The fucking rain THAT SHIT AINT SERIOUS Media conspiracies THAT SHIT AINT SERIOUS Coal mines I'm sorry, but THAT SHIT AINT SERIOUS The Wall NOT EVEN IN THE FLESH STILL HOLDS UP Your gilded Hollywood nonsense FUCK YOU There's so much bullshit you spew everyday While our 2020 party's already begun DEAD TREND'S ONLY SERIOUS ABOUT ONLY SERIOUS ABOUT, ONLY SERIOUS ABOUT FUN

Hit you with their cart Getting GMO-free kale Treating human beings like shit while they try to save the whales "I'd like a cup of cold brew coffee do you shade grow all your beans?" Make your own almond butter Is your liberal guilt appeased? (quinoa!) C: Whole Foods apocalypse gluten-free at any cost think of all the things you've lost pay the price, ignore the cost Canvas bags into your Lexus Reduce me to a PLU Four kids in your artisinal stroller your green thumb is up my bum (chorus)